KAPITAL ROCKWELL BANDANA WESTERN SHIRTS & WHICH ANIMAL IS UNDERRATED

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Hey, so this Rockwell Bandana Western Shirt from Kapital is partially made out of bandanas and if that's a thing you enjoy, then rejoice, for the good times have come and, from what I've heard, they are a rollin'. I'm a big fan of rebuilt shirts -- I guess as much as one can be a fan of things one has never owned -- so this bandana shirt (or "shirtdana" as it shall be henceforth called) is right up my alley. Does it bother you at all that I put both dashed and parenthetical phrases in that last sentence? It bothers me. It bothers me quite a bit. Where all my grammarians at? Put your hands up. Yeah, that one lady in the back. Oh, no. She's just ordering a daiquiri. Enjoy it, ma'am. She won't. You'd think people would know better than to order a cocktail at a dive bar, but you know what they say about horses and water. Also, that scene from The Ring, where that crazy horse jumps off the ferry and gets ground up in the propellers and everything is super scary and unnerving. Who knew horses were so fucking creepy? Or that their eyes were so goddamn wet? Gross. Do not like. You know what animals are cool? Moose. Underrated. Moose are badass. They're big and mean as shit. Also, Bullwinkle. He's cool. How the fuck did we get here? I mean that in every sense possible. If only I had a shirtdana -RB