J.W. ANDERSON PEACOATS ARE GREATER THAN POLITICS AND METAPHYSICS

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Random question: what's your favorite color? Wait, don't answer. I don't give a fuck. The only thing that matters to me is this Oversized Cropped Peacoat from J.W. Anderson. Aside from this denim coat, I am literally a nihilist -- and I mean literally in the traditional sense, not the weirdly antonymic sense that has somehow also become acceptable. I blame the internet. Or I would blame the internet, if I happened to believe in anything other than the coat you see pictured above. I don't know if I can make this clear enough: I am a one man religion dedicated to the worship of this peacoat. Unfortunately for the people in my area, that religion involves a shitload of leafleting. Nothing endears the community to your belief system like going door-to-door and telling people how to live. Hey there, neighbor, can I interest you in some booklets about how shameful your lifestyle choices are? Aside from that and my love for the cropped coat above, I have zero beliefs. Politics? Don't need 'em. Metaphysics? What are those? If you catch me holding an opinion, slap me hard across the face and remind me not to think.  I probably should have learned that by now. Look where it's gotten me. I'm sitting here, writing this. You're reading it. Eventually we'll all be worm's meat. Random question: what's your favorite color? -RB