INDUSTRIAL-GRADE APLOMB

Yo, fam, you know you want to rock this Rick Owens Oversized Boiled Cashmere Sweater like you were the newest member of the A$AP Mob (I'd go by A$AP Cumberbatch). Yes, it costs 1,950 USD, but Mr. Porter offers free delivery and returns so you can't afford to not buy this 100% cashmere (and dry clean only) piece of wearable art. Imagine dropping a couple G-bills on this sweater and all the subsequent gawd-level flexing you could do. Your every word and deed would be beyond reproach, as you breezed through life as society's golden child, firing off outdated phraseology like "So sue me!" with industrial-grade aplomb.