HOW SHINY IS THIS Y.M.C. JACKET?

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As anyone with at least one functioning eyeball will have noticed, this Y.M.C. zip hooded jacket is quite shiny. How shiny is it? So shiny that your grandmother might mistake it for her sofa cover. So shiny that P. Diddy might wear it while drinking Cambodian breast milk. So shiny that a magpie might steal it to line its nest if that was something that magpies actually did and not just a slanderous, magpie-phobic myth. Magpies really need to hire a new publicist to spread the word that they're not the bunch of bird-brained kleptomaniacs popular culture makes them out to be. Magpies are members of the crow family and, like their fellow corvids, they are hella smart. In fact, Eurasian magpies are the only non-mammal animals to have demonstrated self-recognition in a mirror test. You probably went to high school with people who couldn't pass the MSR test after a couple beers. I guess what I'm saying is stop talking shit on magpies and worry about your own damn self. Also, buy this Y.M.C. jacket, because it's the smart thing to do. How smart is it? So smart that a magpie would approve -RB