HIDING HICKEYS UNDER YOUR NORTH SEA CLOTHING JUMPER

North Sea Clothing constructs this Diver rollneck jumper to the same specs as WWII British Navy submariner sweaters, making it indispensable for anyone who spends more than fifty percent of his time in an undersea watercraft. It's made from a heavy ass knit and features intensely ribbed cuffs and waist. Also, turtlenecks and their derivatives are back in style as evidenced by all the fashion writers telling me that turtlenecks and their derivatives are back in style (just Google "return of the turtleneck"). Buy this sweater to signal to your peers that you are a modern sophisticate with fashion-savvy and disposable income to match. Or to serve in its more traditional role of hiding patches of broken capillaries on the necks of frequent hickey recipients.