HED MAYNER WRAP SHIRTS & THE TRIALS N' TRIBS OF BEING A HUMAN

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Hey, kids, let's rap about this Wrap Shirt from Hed Mayner. Get it? Rap/wrap? That's the very definition of comedy. Now that we're all laughing, please consider setting aside four hundred and fifty-six of your hard earned American greenbacks for this badass shirt with the bigass wrap attached. Think of all the different ways you could wrap that wrap. There's like at least three, I bet. I'm not particularly creative when it comes to wearing clothes in modified and/or jaunty manners. I usually just wear the stuff as though I were a mannequin. A bearded mannequin. I was going to say that bearded mannequins wouldn't work, but then I remembered Brooklyn. You've always got to remember Brooklyn. Even if you haven't been there. Y'all fuck with Smorgasburg? I want a bacon and foie gras taco right now. Or a gourmet unagi musubi. There are so many different types of food to chew and ingest. I really shouldn't write this blog when I'm hungry. Oh, no. Drool on my keyboard. That's going to be hard to clean. This is almost certainly an overshare, but I have to pee. My body is overwhelmed by autonomic reactions. The trials and tribs of being a human are seemingly ceaseless: acne, jury duty, the slow march to the grave. Probably sweet to be a bird. Birds are dope ​-RB