HAND PAINTED KAPITAL RING COATS & WHEN TO BUST OUT THE WORD "WACKADOO"

Images via Blue In Green

This lovely piece is the Hand Painted Ring Coat from Kapital. I say "piece" purposefully, because this thing is so darn artistic and also I'm so darn pretentious. I've written about Kapital Ring Coats before and, I'll tell you right now, I'm never going to stop, because they are amazing. The one pictured above is particularly dope, given the rich character of the indigo and the fact that it has a fucking mermaid painted on the back. If you purchase this coat, you will earn my undying respeck, dear reader, and at 798 USD that is a steal. I will have the utmost respeck -- the utmost, I say! -- for any and all things you-related. Believe you me, I will put so much respeck on your name, your name will collapse under the sheer weight of my esteem. Btw, I don't use the phrase "believe you me" nearly enough. I should be busting it out on the reg. That and the word "wackadoo". Let's see how many times I can casually work those two things into everyday conversation over the next week. I'll have to subtly slip it in like "Believe you me, those Korean tacos are wackadoo", a sentence that is completely appropriate in 67.3 percent of social interactions in Los Angeles. Not sure what I'm going to do if there are no Korean tacos around. I never planned for that eventuality  -RB