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The eponymous HAN of this grill crewneck is of course Danish menswear brand Han Kjøbenhavn, but if you tape the words "SHOT FIRST" underneath, then it becomes part of our ongoing discourse on art and ownership in popular culture. I would apologize for snatching the low-hanging fruit of Star Wars references, but anyone planning to purchase this shirt had better gird his loins for a veritable onslaught of Han Solo related quips from any and all nerds within a twelve parsec radius. Jokes aside, this is a tasty sweater. I'm particularly digging the waffled texture, which is all the rage right now [Note: saying "all the rage" is not all the rage right now]. This crewneck is perfect for going on second dates, bullseying womp rats in your T-16, or running to Tosche Station to pick up some power converters. There's really no situation this thing can't handle, with the possible exception of being cast into the Great Pit of Carkoon. You know what the only sad thing is? At some point, George Lucas will turn up and composite a bunch of purposeless, poorly-rendered aliens and shit onto this sweater and subsequently ruin everything -RB
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