GOAT SWEATER

This cable knit belted cardigan from Eidos Napoli is making a strong case for the illustrious title of GOAT Sweater. If you're following along in the textbook, you will note that the cardigan is widely regarded as one of the most fashionable sweater subtypes, since its rise to popularity after the Crimean War. Although, as careful readers of my series of essays on closure styles will know, the belted closure may technically classify this particular garment as a cardigan/robe hybrid, which means you will look relaxed AF as you stroll to the neighborhood liquor store to buy a thirty rack of sub-premium beers in your 395 USD  sweater. Side note: what is the percentage of non-soccer-playing humans who can actually pull off the hairstyle worn by the above model?