GET CUSHY IN A HAVERSACK COAT

This Haversack double breasted coat was made in Japan, out of 100% wool, and has an incredible texture, like a patch of spongy moss or your old Ikea Toftbo bathmat. I'd actually be afraid of wearing a coat this cushy: what if its delicious blanketliness lulls me to sleep while I'm operating heavy machinery or waiting in line at Wexler's? Is Haversack going to assume responsibility for any damages incurred while I'm under the influence of this garment? I may not be an expert in liability insurance, but that would seem like an appropriate policy for purchasers of 881 USD coats to have. You can never be too safe, people.