FOR SERIOUS: NEMEN SMOCKS ARE NO JOKE

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This Nemen multipocket smock is hand dip-dyed, so each one is unique, which is important, because if you drop 563 USD on a jacket, it had better feel special. You know what the best jacket in the world is? The one you're wearing right now. Wait, no it's not. What a stupid thing to say. I don't know what jacket you're wearing. I don't even know if you are wearing a jacket. You could be wearing a burlap sack or a hazmat suit or a layer of bees, for all I know. Barring overshares in the comments section, the writer/reader relationship really is a one-way street. I would keep going with that line of thought, but I just noticed that it's April 1st and now I'm annoyed by everybody on the internet. Fuck April Fools' Day and all the perfunctory prank posts perpetrated by the pusillanimous punks who participate in this farce of a tradition. May all the hoaxers and jokesters be damned to the deepest, darkest circle of Hell or whichever one Bill Cosby ends up in. Just kidding. Or am I? No, probably not. I'm genuinely angry now -RB