"Katy Perry, yeah, servin' Katy Perry, yeah" - Future Hendrix
Heed the words of the Prophet, Nayvadius DeMun Wilburn. Thou shalt fuck up the llama. It is the third day of Fuck Up Some Commas Week, wherein we will celebrate only the costliest of clothing and the eventual heat death of the universe. Read days 1 & 2 here.
Y'all fuck with science? I do, because it's given me so much, like vaccines and the ability to play Two Dots on the toilet. That's why I enjoy this tank shield multilayer fusion technology short jacket* from Stone Island. They went straight Tony Stark in the cave on this joint, packing it with a bunch of gnarly technical features that I don't understand, because I don't hold a Ph.D in theoretical physics. As far as I know, this thing is a fully-functioning spacesuit. In all likelihood, this is the jacket Elon Musk will wear when he retires on Mars.
*Real product name. I don't make this shit up.
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