F*CK UP SOME COMMAS WEEK - DAY 3: STONE ISLAND SERVES UP SOME SCIENCE

"Katy Perry, yeah, servin' Katy Perry, yeah" - Future Hendrix

Heed the words of the Prophet, Nayvadius DeMun Wilburn. Thou shalt fuck up the llama. ​It is the third day of Fuck Up Some Commas Week, wherein we will celebrate only the costliest of clothing and the eventual heat death of the universe. Read days 1 & 2 here. 

Y'all fuck with science? I do, because it's given me so much, like vaccines and the ability to play Two Dots on the toilet. That's why I enjoy this tank shield multilayer fusion technology short jacket* from Stone Island. They went straight Tony Stark in the cave on this joint, packing it with a bunch of gnarly technical features that I don't understand, because I don't hold a Ph.D in theoretical physics. As far as I know, this thing is a fully-functioning spacesuit. In all likelihood, this is the jacket Elon Musk will wear when he retires on Mars.

*Real product name. I don't make this shit up.