FAST FASHION FRIDAY: BLACK BOMBERS & FAUSTIAN BARGAINS

It's no secret that you've been waiting for an affordable long black bomber to stunt in, so I can't imagine how fucking stoked you must be on this Topman Rogues of London jacket right now. Yes, it costs 280 USD, but the Rick Owens trench they clearly █████ this design from costs 1,994 USD, so you're saving like 86%. Although you will also be supporting a company with a history of blatant intellectual property █████ and serious workers' rights violations. Le sigh. I guess that's just the fast fashion Faustian bargain. I'd propose we all get to work on some sort of petition or protest, but it's Friday and I assume all you people do on the weekend is bet on fantasy football and/or copious amounts of cocaine.