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The only thing that fascinates me more than this Battenwear gym jacket is the fact that I'm fascinated by this Battenwear gym jacket. Don't get me wrong: this jacket is awesome. It's just that I would look awful in it. They call that color "mustard", which is appropriate, because I want to spread this thing all over myself like a delicious cubano sandwich. If you cringed while reading that, take comfort in the fact that I cringed just as hard while writing it. I realize that I've made this doubly awkward by bringing up how awkward it is, but it's too late to stop now. The only thing that could rescue me from this awkwardness would be the spontaneous manifestation of a cubano sandwich in my hands, but as many times as I've hoped for that to happen, I'm coming to accept that such an event is extremely unlikely to occur. Well, although I can't make matter with my mind, you can definitely buy this awesome gym jacket. Not sure those two things are related, but I'm looking for silver linings to my lack of psychic abilities -RB
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