ÉTUDES STUDIO HATS & WRITING OFF FORTY MAGNUMS OF ACE OF SPADES

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A friend once described the James Brown "I Feel Good" shirt I was wearing as "schmack", which I took to mean "good" or "very nice". This Études Studio midnight hat (available in tile and blue) is schmack as fuck. It's so clean and simple that it sickens me with its crispy greatness. You just know Future's going to turn up wearing a joint like this in his next video. By this point, the man must have a vault filled with dope hats that he swims around in Scrooge McDuck style. That seems like a sensible use of money. Then again, this is the creative mind behind such anthems of fiscal responsibility as "F*ck Up Some Commas" and "Covered N Money", so clearly he's a big fan of financial planning. I can only assume that Future earned his moniker thanks to his passion for thoughtful investment and budgetary prudence. I wonder if buying like forty magnums of Armand de Brignac can be considered a write-off. If you're a famous rapper and happen to do your own taxes, please let us know in the comments -RB