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The hiatus is over, fam; TTAG Blog has returned. Lock up your wallets and screw your collective courage to the sticking place, because it's time for me to get back to broadcasting unsolicited, loosely-fashion-related opinions to friends and strangers on the internet. It's time for me to get back to recommending super expensive pieces of clothing produced by brands as obscure as they are elite, like this military-style NYCO ripstop poncho from Engineered Garments. It costs 408 USD. You should buy it, unless you're one of those cowards who wants to retire by eighty. It's time for me to get back to random tangents that have little to nothing to do with the featured finery in the slideshow. I don't trust dudes who wear lots of rings. Why do you have so many rings? What are you trying to prove? Are you just one of Guy Fieri's many annoying fans? I don't let those dudes in my home. Not that they're all douchebags and/or child molesters, but most of them definitely are. You can't blame me for being careful. I have a family to protect. A man's house is his castle and such. I guess what I'm saying is: everyone reading this should buy a gun right now. Preferably a big one. Keep it close at all times. Take it with you when you go to the bathroom. Hide it under your pillow when you go to bed. Bring it along when you go to rob a bank. Fact: every conceivable situation is improved by the presence of guns, such as Christmas parties, [TOO SOON], and [WAY TOO SOON]. Goddamn, it feels good to be back -RB
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