ENGINEERED GARMENTS COMBI SUITS & UPS COSPLAY

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It should be obvious by now that I want this Engineered Garments Combi Suit. I'm a big fan of both EG and flight suits, so my instantaneous love for this piece is pretty much a no-brainer. Yes, people will mistake you for the UPS man, but is that actually a bad thing? Those brown-clad package purveyors have only positive associations in my mind. Except for the whole "What can Brown do for you?" ad campaign. I feel like that one was slightly ill-advised. Useless trivia: the iconic UPS brown color was originally called Pullman brown, named after the railroad sleeper-car company Pullman and not the inoffensively plain screen actor Bill Pullman. Feel free to drop some of this exceptionally interesting knowledge on your next Tinder date. If he or she is not impressed by the ins-and-outs of United Parcel Service's rise to becoming the world's largest package delivery company, then you may resort to your backup plan of reciting the entirety of President Thomas J. Whitmore's rousing speech from the climax of Roland Emmerich's 1996 magnum opus Independence Day. If that fails, then maybe it's just not meant to be ​-RB