EDWIN X OI POLLOI COACH JACKETS & THE #HOBBESLIFE

​Images via Oi Polloi

This tasty Edwin x Oi Polloi collabo collection was inspired by gelato and all types of dope shit, hence these Coach Jackets being available in vanilla, mint, and strawberry. You can find matching chinos here, here, and here and matching caps here, here, and here. You can also get the jacket and cap in ice blue (not pictured, because you can’t make a head-to-toe outfit in that color and I’m picky as a motherfucker). Buy every piece, donate your existing wardrobe to charity, and start dressing exclusively in monochromatic outfits. If that doesn’t square with your personal uniform, then your personal uniform can straight up suck it. From now on, I’ll decide what’s good for you. Send me all your medical records so that I can start making determinations regarding your health. I am your legal guardian, your sole caretaker, and the caretaker of your soul. Might as well sign over that durable power of attorney and make it official. We wouldn’t want any of your pesky “loved ones” interfering with my all-encompassing control over your existence, would we? I don’t need them hovering around and polluting your brain with cockamamie notions like autonomy, compassion, or the minimum sufficient level of care. Sell your house. Or burn it down. I haven’t decided yet. Okay, I got it: give me your house for free. If you’re a renter, just Venmo me like thirty bucks. This is the first day of the rest of your life, which blows for you, because the rest of your life is destined to be nasty, brutish, and short (also known as #HobbesLife). Man, this blog has been getting dark. And Burger King brought the “Creepy King” back. Now this might be the eight foot tall reptilian alien inside me talking, but I can’t help but think that the two are somehow related -RB