DR. MARTENS x NORSE PROJECTS STEEDS & LIVING THE SMUG LIFE

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So Dr. Martens and Norse Projects teamed up for these special edition Steeds (available in earth red, lily white, and black) and you should buy them. Before you balk at the 280 USD price tag, please direct your eyes to your own shoes. Were they made in England? Are their uppers made from water repellent calf suede? Do they feature tonal heel tabs, a padded ripstop tongue, or an air cushion sole unit? If you answered "yes" to all of those questions, then, congratulations, you win at footwear. If you answered "no" to any of them, then you should take your potential objections and cram them where our local star refuses to cast its light. Also, you're wrong. And probably a big ole douchebag to boot. But, most importantly, you're wrong. There are no reasonable objections to these shoes. Especially the oxblood ones. Those things are straight butter and I will brook no argument about that fact. I'd pair dem dope kicks with an oversized t-shirt and an equally oversized sense of self-satisfaction. I'm about that motherfucking smug life ​-RB