DOUBLE HEADER WEEK - HEART CHISELED OUT OF STONE ISLAND EDITION

TTAG Blog Double Header Week forges on with some genius jawnery, courtesy of outerwear gawds Stone Island and their Shadow Project. Read Days 1, 2, and 3, here, here, and here.

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This is the Stone Island garment-dyed pixel reflective long bomber jacket and it has a long name. And it costs 791 USD, so your money better be long, if you finna cop.  Are you finna cop? We can be honest with each other, cant we? I feel like we're at that stage. Stone Island just opened a shop out here on La Brea, by all the cool guy denim shops. I need to find time to head over there and stare at a bunch of stylish, modern jackets that I'll never be able to afford. Maybe if I turn up in some finery of my own they won't notice I'm too poor to buy any of the stuff I'm trying on. 

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This Stone Island Shadow Project djellaba is so up my alley it might require removal by a proctologist. It's constructed from a hollow fiber nylon, meaning that it traps body heat like Migos traps out the bando, and features a veritable triptych of perfect pockets. I'm always on the hunt for dope long shirts, due to the fact that normal length shirts often fail to cover the entirety of my bizarrely extended torso. Stop, I don't need your pity. All I need is your understanding when I bend down to retie my shoelaces and you catch an unwanted glance at the tuft of hair on my lower back ​-RB