DEATH GRIPS & ROB KARDASHIAN REFERENCES

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Today is just one of those days. One minute you're disposing of a decayed rat corpse in a dingy basement, the next you're fighting with a fashion brand's website for ten minutes, desperately trying to find a way to download their images, so that you may advertise their products for free, only to be defeated by their defensive coding. Before you say it: yes, I inspected the element and Ctrl+F'd my way through the page source -- still no dice. We could be kibbutzing about a dope leather-accented weekender right now, but it just wasn't in the cards. Instead, I will recommend that you stop reading this post and go buy Bottomless Pit by Death Grips, because it is a certified Thing That Is Good™ and I know you are a human of decidedly discerning tastes. I imagine you're swirling a snifter of fine cognac beneath your nose at pretty much all times. Am I right? Don't tell me if I'm wrong. I don't like to be contradicted on my own blog. This is a one way relationship and if you have a problem with that, then you can tell me in the comments. I won't respond, but I might condescend to subtweet about you and your douchery. Hope you're not triggered by extremely insensitive Rob Kardashian references, because I like to make a bunch of them. Mostly about his chronic case of super dumb asshole face, but other things too. I have range -RB