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6/9/2016 Comments

DAN AYKROYD PROBABLY DOESN'T CARE FOR UNIFORM EXPERIMENT STAR HOOD PARKAS

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This is the Star 3/4 Sleeve Hood Parka from Uniform Experiment and, although I'm not sure in what way it qualifies as a parka, I like it because it reminds me of the glow in the dark stars kids used to put on the ceilings of their rooms. Maybe they still do. I'm out of touch with that demographic. Anyway, when you're a kid, making your ceiling look like the night sky is endlessly entertaining. Every time you turn the lights off to go to bed -- BAM! It's like being in your very own planetarium, which, now that I think of it, would be a really weird thing to have in your house. The only person I can imagine having a private planetarium is Dan Aykroyd and Dan Aykroyd is certifiably insane. So don't build your own planetarium. If you happen to buy a house that already has one in it for some reason that I can't think of right now, then you're in the clear and should enjoy that planetarium to your heart's content. I do think, however, that just buying this hood parka would be significantly cheaper. Dan Aykroyd never wears cool hood parkas. No, he mostly just wears frumpy blazers to signal his deep-rooted lunacy. You're letting me down Stantz ​-RB
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