COVERALL JACKETS FROM DENIME & SOME SUDDEN SPOILERS FOR SNOWPIERCER

​Images via Son of a Stag

It's a little known fact that if you buy this DO11E band collar coverall jacket from ​Denime, you will technically become an old-timey train engineer and will have to leave your current life to live on the rails. Clothing is commitment. You are what you eat? No. You are what you wear. I'm wearing head-to-toe denim, so apparently I'm Canadian. I don't make the rules; I just use them to govern every aspect of my existence. You'll learn the value of rules when you're working through the night to heap fuel on the fiery heart of your locomotive. Pro-tip: the most effective renewable power source for trains is poverty-stricken children. I learned that from Snowpiercer. Spoilers for Snowpiercer, I guess. If the world ends and you have to ride on a train that perpetually circumnavigates the globe, you're definitely going to want to have a great jacket to keep your increasingly frail body warm. Who cares if that jackets cost 333 USD? What does money matter when you're eating bug bricks and getting oppressed by Tilda Swinton? Again, spoilers for Snowpiercer, I guess. I'm just stoked Captain America was there to kick everybody's ass. Or I guess I would be stoked, if I weren't Canadian. See? It got weird for a second there, but I brought it back around. Sometimes this shit almost makes sense -RB