Make triumphant trumpet sounds with your mouths, people of the internet. TTAG Blog has returned, all redesigned and refreshed, with a multitude of buttery garms that are sure to solve literally all of the world’s problems. All of them: war, poverty, climate change -- fucking fixed. Literally. But enough about my majesty. Let’s take a look at some clothes, shall we? The delicious morsel above is the All-Over Buckle Shirt from the Comme des Garcons Shirt line (you should know that I strongly considered a bunch of other dope shit before settling on this piece, so peep the hyperlinks and bask in the glow of UNION’s fire buys) and it is a doozy of a top. This thing is reserved only for those brave or crazy enough to rock that nineteenth century lunatic asylum realness, because life itself is the true padded cell, amirite? Damn, that rhetorical question was so deep LL Cool J wrote a terrible song about it that includes repeated references to the shape of his hat. Somewhat unrelated: who wants to help me open a private psychiatric institution? My partners and I are currently looking for investors, so get your venture capitalist on and trust me with your money and future [Editor's note: +TTAG Blog is not an investment firm. Caveat emptor and whatnot]. Right now I’m looking to borrow some of Mark Zuckerberg’s money, but only if he gives it to Kanye first. Then I’m going to buy a bunch of straightjacket-looking shirts at 1068 USD a pop and put them on all the mental patients at my soon-to-exist madhouse. Mental health crisis solved. Holy shit, my brain is literally bursting with earth-shatteringly brilliant ideas, some even better than that last one. Literally -RB
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