CARRY THIS NORSE PROJECTS x KVADRAT x HEAD PORTER BAG INTO THE AFTERLIFE

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This is the one bag to rule them all. It's the Norse Projects x Kvadrat x Head Porter laptop 3-way bag (available from Norse Store in navy and khaki) and I got confused just typing that. Let's break it down into manageable chunks: Norse Projects is an excellent Danish label that I might have previously mentioned once or twice, Kvadrat is a textile manufacturer (also excellent, also Danish), and Head Porter is a Japanese accessories brand (excellent, but not Danish). This bag is made from Kvadrat's memory fabric and boasts a durability rating of 35,000 Martindale, which basically means it will outlive you, provided you don't chuck it into a volcano. Maybe buying this bag will be the thing that finally convinces you to set up that living will and trust you've been thinking about ever since that trip to the ER for a heart attack that turned out to just be gas. That way, when you kick the proverbial bucket, you can bequeath the bag to your offspring and keep it in the family as a highly fashionable heirloom. Or you can be buried with it like a pharaoh and carry it into the afterlife.