CAMO V NECKS & STANDING BETWEEN MIRRORS

Images via MEYVN

Shocker on motherfucking Shock Street: this Sumatra Wide V Neck Cotton T Shirt from CAMO looks vaguely Japanese and I want it. Yes, CAMO is Italian (the full name, CAMO by Stefano Ughetti, might be a hint) but I've never let things like facts or reality get in my way. Damn, I'm pretty sure I wrote a sentence almost identical to the previous one, in a post a few months ago, but I'm far too lazy to verify that. Come to think of it, I'm pretty sure I wrote a version of that last sentence as well, in an even more recent post, but, again, I'm too lazy to verify any of my suspicions. That's depressing. My laziness borders on onanism. This blog is the journalistic equivalent of standing between two mirrors. I'm sorry. I immediately regret invoking journalism in the context of this silly fashion and lifestyle blog, but invoke it I did and I have to live with the consequences. Shit, now I immediately regret using the word "lifestyle" in the context of anything at all. Except maybe rockabilly. I believe rockabilly is most accurately described as "not only a music genre, but a lifestyle" and I'm not going to apologize for that. If you have a pompadour, an upright bass, and a hot rodded lowboy Deuce, then you know what the fuck I'm talking about. I'd shake your hand, but I can plainly see that it is covered with a thick layer of pomade -RB