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The No Brainer Club Jacket by Brain Dead is a dope red jacket that comes with some screen printed patches that you're supposed to hand sew onto it and one of those patches is the xenomorph from Alien getting an erection shaped like its own head. To those of you who read that and immediately clicked through to buy the jacket: Thank you and welcome back. I'm excited for you and your purchase. The only thing stopping me from a mutual instacop is the fact that I don't really know how to sew, which also happens to be the only thing stopping me from becoming a highly successful, but incredibly reclusive, fashion designer. In an ideal world, I'd use that as my jumping off point for a Jon Moy-esque tangent about being a highly successful, but incredibly reclusive, fashion designer, complete with references to the stylishness of my studio apartment, the vagueness of my interview responses, and the loudness of my organically-farmed marijuana. However, this is not an ideal world, so I'm not going to do that. I'm just going to say #xenoboners and call it a day -RB
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