BLUE BLUE JAPAN WOOL SHAWL COLLAR GOWNS & SHOUT-OUTS TO MY PIGEON FRIENDS

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I'm almost glad I can't afford this Resisted Yarn Dyed Wool Shawl Collar Gown from Blue Blue Japan, because I would wear it ever day and you shouldn't wear a dressing gown every day, even if it is an absolutely gorgeous Japanese-made wool coat that only happens to come in the form of a dressing gown. Wear a dressing gown every day and people will start to talk. Most likely those people will start talk about how you look like an insane person and also how you smell bad. They'll take pictures of you on their camera phones and print those pictures out on their printers, then hang those pictures up in your neighborhood, all covered with annoying stuff like "Lost Grandpa" and "Warning: Psychopath Loose". People can be so mean. My pigeons and I don't bother anyone. We're all just trying to peck out a living, some of us more literally than others. Especially Beaky. He's my favorite. I know I'm not supposed to have favorites, but there it is. I wonder how much bird seed you could fit in the pockets of this dressing gown coat. Probably a bunch. That's a useful feature. I bet Beaky would dig that. He's a pigeon of exceptionally rarefied tastes. Shout to Beaky for sure ​-RB