BLACKYOTO HIROTO COATS & BLACK HELICOPTERS

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Buy a Hiroto Coat from Blackyoto as soon as humanly possible, because once they go out of stock, they go out of stock for good. Such is the way of Blackyoto, which you probably know already, since I explained their whole deal in detail the last time I wrote about the brand, a mere two months ago. No, I'm not going to repeat it now. Yes, I write about the same labels all the time. It's important to recycle. Plus, there are only so many brands and so many words you can say about them. That's the dark secret of fashion blogging. Now that I've revealed it to you, I have to fake my death and flee the country before the powers that be have me murdered. It's just a matter of time really. There's a helicopter directly above my apartment. What is it looking for? Did you hear that? I thought I heard footsteps. I need to keep it together. The people need to know how cool this coat is. Keep it together. That helicopter is still circling. Has it always been circling? I think there's a man outside. There's a man outside. What's he doing out there? Did he come from the helicopter? It's still circling. It's always circling. Keep it together. I see his face and it looks wrong. He's coming closer. What's wrong with his face? I hope I can finish this post befor