BIRTHDAY WISHES & KANYE RANTS

Quote via a very crazy man

Yesterday was my birthday. I appreciate all the sweet wishes. I'm 28 now. Yay! Okay, I just watched the Kanye rant from Ellen and I have a few thoughts in no particular order. My dude is so weird and crazy, you almost have to admire it. Almost. While I enjoy some of Ye's music, the whole global savior complex thing is a little hard to swallow. Also, I just got a red light ticket and I'm considering asking Mark Zuckerberg to pay for it. But the thing I found myself noticing most during Kanye's bewildering tirade about helping the world is his body language. It's extremely uncomfortable, like there-are-ants-crawling-in-my-blood uncomfortable, and that's something I identify with. I'm wildly uncomfortable all the time and I'm not rich, famous, or successful. Kanye has sold millions of albums. I still have copies of my college mixtape in the closet of my current apartment. And no one ever invites me on their talk shows. What the fuck, Fallon? BTW, everyone is going to use "sorry for the realness" and "BALLS, BALLS, BALLS" as their taglines, but I'm feeling the above quote much more. Thinking only gets you into trouble ​-RB