ACRONYM JACKETS & AVOIDING DECOMPRESSION

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I wish I was the kind of person who wears dope technical gear like this J28-K object dyed 3L jacket from ACRONYM (available in red / dark red and white / orange), but I'm neither the founder of a hip, new, tech company, nor the protagonist of a young adult novel set in a futuristic dystopia, where the main form of travel is parkour for some reason. Designer Errolson Hugh (the dude with the shaved head above) is one cool motherfucker and has a great eye for detail. There's so much science crammed into this jacket, a quick jaunt to Trader Joe's will feel like a NASA mission, just with an exponentially higher chance that you return home without being immolated in a fiery explosion caused by the catastrophic failure of an O-ring seal. Why do people want to be astronauts? It's nice on Earth. We have beer and technical jackets here. And this never happens -RB