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This luscious creature is the Beat P Corduroy Jacket from Acne Studios and, before you throw a bucket of blood on me through the goddamn intertubes, it's faux fur. Just chill. Enjoy the damn garment. I love corduroy and especially dig it in this khaki color. Plus, you can't go wrong with that high wale number (look it up). It's hard to explain with these feeble strings of graphemes, but I fucks hard with this beast of a trucker jacket. 100% guarantee that I would look like an actual trucker in it though. A really hipstery trucker, who spends his disposable income on 560 USD Acne jackets, instead of copious amounts of methamphetamine hydrochloride, but a trucker nonetheless. Is having watched one and a half episodes of Ice Road Truckers considered a resume in the trucking industry or no? Aside: I do realize that this post is severely alienating the career truck driver contingent of my readership and for that I apologize. But take heart, truckers; by tomorrow I will have already moved on to senselessly bashing some other profession and forgotten all about this unpleasantness. Another aside: if it wasn't clear before that I could never hold possibly political office in this country, then it is crystal meth clear now, due to the incredible power of the Teamsters, whom I have just gravely offended. Damn. There go my dreams of being a fucking alderman -RB
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