ABASI ROSBOROUGH SHIRTS & DYING IN WHOLE FOODS

Images via Gentry

While there are many things that can be bought for 485 USD, such as 970 loose cigarettes or 24 copies of The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out Of Water, few are as stylish as this Abasi Rosborough arc desert shirt (available from Gentry in navy stripe and black handkerchief). What's it made of? Where was the yarn produced? Was the dye organic? I don't know and frankly I don't care. It's a perfect shirt. You buy it, you wear it, and you reap the rewards. It's really that simple. Don't sweat the small stuff. Look at the big picture. Another cliché about keeping perspective. Sometimes you have to forget the details and let go of all the trivia. At least that's what I imagine you're supposed to do if you want to avoid having a cardiac infarction in the express line and dying on the floor of your local Whole Foods. That's why I'm so laid back. I'm like a cross between Willie Nelson and an unconscious tree sloth. I'm basically just a dog, hanging its head out of the car window to feel the breeze, on the road of life ​-RB