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There are only a few more of these 1994 Windbreakers (available in mallard green/blue/light pink and black) from Rockwell by Parra left, so you'd better cop now or forever hold your peace. They go for 150 USD a pop and I highly doubt you'll be disappointed with that purchase: if you look closely, you'll notice a subtle zippered chest pocket that is, to use technical parlance, "my shit". If 1.5 bills still sounds like too much for a windbreaker, please consider that in a few years, the world's economy will likely be in tatters and all forms of fiat currency, from dollars to dinars, will be utterly worthless. The bulk of the world's inhabitants will likely be working in forced labor camps, courtesy of our robot and/or alien overlords. You will likely be thanking me for recommending that you buy a sweet windbreaker. I will likely be long dead, killed by a robot and/or alien death squad for writing a bunch of snarky blog posts about the robot and/or alien government. All I ask is that you remember me. Or don't. It won't really matter to me at that point. Imagine trying to survive in that harsh-ass world without a windbreaker. Not a pretty picture, is it? No, it's a harsh-ass picture. Mad harsh. So just buy one of these things right now, before they sell out, and avoid all those feelings of regret later, when the robots and/or aliens implant a microchip on your brainstem and work you like a person puppet. Don't worry. It only hurts for a second -RB
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