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You know what it says on the label of this WTAPS Bucket Hat (available in beige and orange)? "Placing things where they should be", which is a pretty sick tagline, especially if you have obsessive-compulsive personality disorder and/or are a person who just likes a little order. It is possible to be a neat person without some sort of pathology. It is. You don't believe me, but you're wrong. You hear that? You're wrong, not me. I would list all the symptoms that I definitely don't exhibit, but that would be embarrassing -- for you. It would be embarrassing for you, is what I meant to write. I think we should just focus on cotton camo bucket hats, but you're making that difficult. Thankfully, I exhibit little to no "rigidity and stubbornness", so you know this isn't my fault. And because I'm totally not "overconscientious, scrupulous, and inflexible about matters of morality, ethics, or values", I don't even blame you for disagreeing with me, even though it means you're a deficient human. I'm lying: I blame you. But if we were having this one-sided conversation in person, I would keep that tidbit to myself. I feel like this is getting somewhat uncomfortable, so I'm going to avoid showing "perfectionism that interferes with task completion" and abruptly end this post -RB
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