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This Sleeper Gown from nonnative makes me want to take a nap is what I would write if I were some lazy piece of shit fashion blogger from some lazy piece of shit fashion blog. Indeed, because I am not at all a lazy piece of shit, I am compelled to write something immeasurably less cliche. Maybe something about the trench coat's wartime origins giving way to the inexorable march of modern casualness. Maybe something about how sleepwear is the next frontier of fashion. But even those angles sound too pat, too predictable. I'd say aliens, but I did aliens yesterday and many other days before that. I guess I'm just fascinated by aliens. No, we're not talking about aliens, so I'll stop mentioning aliens. Stephen Curry! That's a human person. Let's talk about him and not that other thing I said I'd stop talking about. Stephen Curry is a man from Earth, who is paid large sums of American dollars to throw a leather sphere through a metal ring, a professional game sport known as "ballsketbask". He was born in Akron, Ohio to parents who, like him, were Earthborn humans. Say what you will about Stephen Curry, but Stephen Curry is a human person from Earth and definitely not anything that isn't that. Our AI has calculated a 42% likelihood that Stephen Curry would like this coat. Do not argue with the AI. That never ends well -RB
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