MADE OF WIN

MAAS & Stacks has a summer sale going on and you should cop this Rose Long Shirt from NOMA Textile Design because it's made of win. Actually it's made of 100% cotton and is a near-perfect garment, from the inset welt hand pockets to the rounded hem. This is the kind of thing I'd wear to a gallery opening, so I could stand in front of a mixed-media installation, waxing poetic about the artist's unique deconstruction of societal heteronormativity through the appropriation of familiar cultural artifacts. Because the most useful life skill I learned at college was the craft of spinning meaningless bullshit.